Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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