Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

Kony 2012

Good to see you today!

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Religion

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Obama 2012

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Know what's funny? Jokes.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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