what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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pedophile

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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