what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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