Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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