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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

The NBA lockout

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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