Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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equality for women

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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