Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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thumbs up!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Christians

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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