Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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