Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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I like turtoes.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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lebron

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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