That's as gay as AIDS.

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A fat man on a moped

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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