What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Runescape.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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lebron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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