Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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girls basketball

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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