My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Poop.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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9/11

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what color is blue? green

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Netball.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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