- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Yah? Well your a ********

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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