What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

My wife has terminal cancer.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

A black person in the NHL

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Gay rights

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

who farted i did :]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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