what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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mitt romney

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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