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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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