- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

France never surrender.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

wanna hear a joke? no

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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