- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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