Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Female Athletics

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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