why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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your fat

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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women's rights

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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