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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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