- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Hair

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

This is a joke for Homeless people:

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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