"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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