Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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I like your hair

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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