I like your hair

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Military intelligence.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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my names jim haha

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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