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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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hi im paul!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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your mom

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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