Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Where to, sir? Forward.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What's 1+1? 4.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Hair

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

I can't see my forehead

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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