It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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