- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Where to, sir? Forward.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What's 1+1? 4.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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