Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Women's rights.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Rick Perry.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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