What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Anti Joke

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