What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

The Mets win the World Series

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Hi my name is Bob

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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