why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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