why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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