Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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