- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Yah? Well your a ********

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

pussy enough said

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??