Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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69.... is a number

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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