A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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