Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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