I like turtoes.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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The white guy did it!

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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