What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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my names jim haha

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A black man without problems.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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9/11

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Anti Joke

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