Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Jesus wept.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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YOLO

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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