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who farted i did :]

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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your mom

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Anti Joke

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