What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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The AIDS patient was gay

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Knock knock, come in.

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