Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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minorities

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Itookasipasoda

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Anti Joke

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