how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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