what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A black guy gets arrested...

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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