What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Animal

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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i like pie

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why? Because racecar.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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