What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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