- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Yo Mamma

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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