Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Penis.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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