What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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girls basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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