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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

The Bible

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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