How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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