What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Lacrosse

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Asians...

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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