A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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