- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Guess what? SHADAP

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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