what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Poop.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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