- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

what's black? a lot of things.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what color is blue? green

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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