What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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666

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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women's rights

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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