What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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666

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kim Kardashian.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

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