Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Roses are red Violets are blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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