The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Women's Rights

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Rick Perry.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Women's Rights...

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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I love you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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