Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Women's Rights

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Rick Perry.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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