- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

So this blonde walks into a library.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Women's rights.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Carlton

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What's funny? Women's rights.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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