Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Women's Rights...

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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