- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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