- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What's funny? Women's rights.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

A baby seal walks into a club

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Kim Kardashian.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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