whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Potato salad

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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womens rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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BIG PENIS

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's 9 +10 19

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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