- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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