What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -52

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

thumb_up thumb_down -74

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

thumb_up thumb_down +57

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

thumb_up thumb_down +51

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Black people are innocent.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Military intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops